Greetings, my name is Amanda (no, really). I'm a 25 year old chick from Massachusetts who leans a bit to the left of liberalism. I've got my share of fandom obsessions, and at the moment, the Saw films are #1 on that list. I like the color pink, cute and fuzzy things, everything and anything medical, fiction that's packed full of mindfucks, and hot older ladies (cougars = <3).
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Oh, I wish I could go back in time and pinch those chubby little cheeks and tell you nothing will be okay!
Start talking, Yang! Or it’s back to the rubber room.
(Source: complexication)
(Source: insulting--detective)
I always thought it was Large Blackman because they were all starring at Gus for being black…
Oh come on. LODGE BLACKMAN is a TWIN PEAKS REFERENCE. You know, since it was the TWIN PEAKS TRIBUTE EPISODE?
It’s frightening, the sheer number of people who don’t understand Dual Spires but still claim find the jokes funny…
(Source: andthisismyassociate)
Psych 5.12
“Dual Spires”
LODGE. BLACKMAN.
IT’S NOT HARD TO WRITE, PEOPLE. JESUS CHRIST.
When half of Psych fandom can’t understand the simplest goddamn things about the Twin Peaks tribute, it makes me wonder why they even laugh at the jokes. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY THEY’RE FUNNY!
Eeeee she’s so pretty I can’t handle it sometimes! X3
If people know Betsy at all it’s probably from the Saw films. We’re more Private School. But damn, she’s way more gorgeous now than she was even then.
“But damn, she’s way more gorgeous now than she was even then.”
AGREED SO FUCKING HARD
Betsy is fucking fierce.
One more time, special snowflake.
I can take screenshots too. THIS is what I said to you:
I even signed my damn name so you wouldn’t get confused, but now I see that was a pointless gesture.
Point is, I don’t believe in going anonymous and that’s why I put my name on shit like this. It’s a chickenshit thing to do, to play at being vague.
And btw I’m an atheist, I say “christ” because it’s a colloquialism expressing frustration where I’m from.
Hey. Asshole.
You know who you are, but just in case you’re STILL pretending to be oblivious:
*~ numberonehoffbunny, come on down! ~*
I’m the one who said some shit that pissed you off, aside from what you regard as ‘psychology’ stuff. If you’re dead-set on raving away through private messages, why don’t you come at me instead of resorting to argumentum ad hominem about my friend’s weight and appearance? Weren’t YOU the one who said mocking someone’s weight is the lowest thing to do? I’m not surprised you’re a massive hypocrite, but seriously, you did a total 180 between TWO messages. I think that’s a record.
A huge chunk of the Saw fandom is seriously fucked-up, which is something that makes me a bit ashamed to be a part of it, but if this is how you respond to a fellow fan making a TINY, harmless joke about HER favorite actor on the internet, you are a king among the deluded. Also, way to use the word “mongoloid.” It’s like saying “retard” isn’t iffy enough for you and you wanted to throw a little racism in for good measure.
BTW, I didn’t say a goddamn thing about your sexuality, so before you start lying about that: stuff it.
I have been committing a lot more murder and incest since I started reading game of thrones
I do a lot of magic in my spare time
I’ve become a bit of a high functioning sociopath.
Just this morning, I was walking down the street, when I thought I saw a Remnant approaching me, I quickly snapped my fingers, and fed the spark magic and threw a fireball at the gentleman, upon finding out it was not a Remnant, but a Leviathan, I called out for Cas, who appeared by my side and brought me to the Winchester Brothers, who were already talking with Sherlock and The Doctor about how to stop Dick Roman.
Funny thing I’ve decided to start wearing long coats and dear stalker caps.
No one understands why I have suddenly become an often-naked lesbian dominatrix who drugs consulting detectives.
I honestly can’t contribute to this conversation because, well, I dressed up as them.
I’ve been able to play card games that can kill people. It’s pretty intense.
Sometimes I like to go to Gensokyo with my TARDIS. It’s pretty nice. There was this one time where Yukari lent me her Portal games.
So lately I’ve overcome my mathematical learning disability and become a brilliant engineer, right? I think I’ll start locking people into my machines and making them chop off their own limbs. Sounds like a good time.
What I have learned about Fandoms purely through Tumblr in one sentence (spoilers maybe?)
Supernatural: There are two brothers who are having sex with each other and an angel, and one of them is a moose.
Doctor Who: An English gentleman who is upset about being human will come in a large blue police box at any point in time to make the most ridiculous faces at you.
Sherlock: An otter and a hedgehog solve crimes in a division not covered by any man.
Mass Effect: A woman has sex with a lot of aliens, while one man's butt saves the universe.
Dragon Age: A man wearing feathers and obsessed with kittens has sex with anyone who has a penis, and a few chicks, too.
Game of Thrones: Everyone dies, but only if they just promised to tell someone something important when they get back.
Avengers: There is a superhero orgy and everyone is invited but the Hulk and Black Widow.
Skyrim: FUS RO DAH
Homestuck: Something about yaoi trolls with Lisa Frank colors making out on stairs. And they all have sea slug penises.
The Hunger Games: Some people who play real life Sims with some kids. One of them loves bread.
The Lorax: There's a guy full of swag and not much else
Person of Interest: Everything is gay but the fat detective eats them all. Also no one likes Mark.
Repo! the Genetic Opera: It stars this guy Grave Robber and there are some other characters too but there is no story-just Grave Robber being like TMZ and cockblocking story forever.
The Devil's Carnival: Emilie Autumn and Marc Senter have come for your sex organs and they will take them by being really pretty-only it doesn't matter because Grave Robber is Satan and again with the screaming.
SAW: A doctor and his manboylovechild are locked in a bathroom by a guy who wants to deny their love because he's not getting any but he wants people to THINK he's getting some because it's a movie about mindfucks and apparently it's not important.
SAW II: the closet Tumblr user from the first movie turns out to be far more bad ass then the average tumblr user because she actually follows through with shit.
SAW III: We are introduced to this old fat masochist guy who gets four more movies and who attracts an audience made up solely of girls with daddy issues and possibly chicks with cop fetishes.
Monster High: Apparently a show (show?story?movie?book?) about people who are secretly old ladies who collect dollies and make them pretty and then spend far too much money in our broken economy on dollies.
The Muppets: Your childhood has come back and it will always be an unobtainable ideal that will somehow straddle the line between hipster gifs and genius pictures.
Cabin in the Woods: Joss Whedon barfed Horror characters all over everything and people are worshipping him for it.
Harry Potter: Boy wizard makes millions of dollars by transporting thousands of people to a magical land with unlimited internet where they have magic powers and are able to transcend things like paying bills so they can make gifs of it all day.
FIRST OF ALL! Hoffman was NOT REVEALED TO BE CONNECTED TO JOHN AT ALL UNTIL 4! Yeah he was damn suspicious in 3 but no one saw that coming they all do in RETROSPECT but I was all about spoilers and theories when THREE came out and NO ONE WAS SAYING THAT ABOUT NAMELESS FORENSIC DETECTIVE NUMBER 3 or whatever.
Second HE IS NOT FAT! OMG PEOPLE SHUT UP! DOes anyone actually know anything about Costas? I am FAR from obsessed with the man, seriously, the MOST I know about him is what is on his IMDB trivia page and that's it. Go there, he played PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL (Soccer for you americans) He injured himself, he is now a Thai Kickboxer! Sure yeah a FAT GUY Can DO ALL THAT! Get OVER YOURSELVES!
Third, I am an out and proud lesbian I have far more mommy issues than daddy issues BECAUSE of my adoption alright? I am still very attracted to this man because of the power and dominance he shows, considering I have worked as a dominatrix and never EVER wanted a man to dominate me EVER until I saw HIM AS HOFFMAN that conclusion is ALL WRONG.
I don't even see that summary of Saw Three as a joke, it's just way stupid so next time try to be a little funnier....I dunno say something like: We learned Jigsaw has an endless supply of rotting pig carcasses somewhere....there is so much more humor to that movie than stuff that is just blatently NOT TRUE!
Yes I realized I blew a fuse here, but seriously? I am very tired of the Costas hating alright?
Hey. You.
I KNOW THE CHICK WHO WROTE THOSE. She is a HUGE Hoffman fan who thinks Costas is hot as hell, roleplays Hoffman in a panfandom game and has seen damn near everything he's in, so why don't you CALM THE FUCK DOWN? And yes, Costas is a little fat. That doesn't mean he can't be hot. That doesn't mean he can't be fit, either. YOU'RE the one being hateful by body-shaming and implying that fat people are uniformly ugly and lazy, hth. You're also basically saying that if he WERE fat, you wouldn't like him as much. She's acknowledging reality and still finding him sexy. Which is more shallow to you?
She was poking a little fun because when you're not a psycho fan, when you're not up an actor's ass, you're able to make a few jokes. You joke because you love. This is why I make jokes about Shawnee's tendency to perform concerts with bottles of alcohol in hand and make comments like "stay classy": because I adore the woman and her quirks and I think it's cute.
tl;dr chill the fuck out and stop being rabid. Real talk. (- intofireforever)
(Source: dearaddie)
(Source: thepsychicisin)
Shawnee is rocking that Arisugawa Juri hairdo…
